var randnum = Math.round(eval((8-1+1) * Math.random() + 1));
var quote = 'advanced mirc script system';
if (randnum == 1) { var quote = 'advanced mirc script system'; }
if (randnum == 2) { var quote = 'pure scripting power - in a jar'; }
if (randnum == 3) { var quote = '5000 lines of that high quality good stuff'; }
if (randnum == 4) { var quote = 'on irc no one can hear you scream'; }
if (randnum == 5) { var quote = 'mirc was meant to be this way'; }
if (randnum == 6) { var quote = 'by Ntd'; }
if (randnum == 7) { var quote = 'choose life.  choose overdrive.'; }
if (randnum == 8) { var quote = 'no one can be told what overdrive is\; you have to be shown'; }
document.write(quote);